Friday, January 29, 2010

she's invading my dreams

so i'm sure everyone has heard of blair.
blair whom? the famous blair from The Heir to Blair- duh.

anyway. i "know" blair from thebump.com and by "know" i mean sometimes i reply to her threads & sometimes she replies to mine.
we're by no means bff's or anything.
we don't chat or hang out or go shopping or even text.
i don't stalk her or try to to be her best e-friend- but i do have a healthy respect for her ability to capture the attention of thousands of readers who now feel like they know her well enough to refer to her as "Blair, daaaaahling"

anyway. last night i had a dream that blair & i were grocery shopping with our children. her platinum haired son was strapped to her chest (hello moby) and my raven haired daughter was chillin in her carseat.
we were in the freezer aisle & blair reached for these new frozen potatoes that you steam in the microwave & then mash up.

well as queen of mashed potatoes, i informed her that: i would "i would never use those. it's a waste of money & just as easy to peel & cook them yourself & blah blah- self righteous etc."

to which she basically replied: "STFU! WHEN MY SON IS SCREAMING & MY HUSBAND IS HUNGRY I DON'T WANT TO PEEL, BOIL, DRAIN & SEASON POTATOES! LET ME HAVE THIS!!!!"

jeeze. so i immediately felt bad and offered to by her pinkberry after we were done shopping. she agreed & all was forgiven.

nice dream- eh? the reason this dream is slightly odd is because:
A. blair lives down south, i live up north. the possibility of us grocery shopping together is slim to none.
B. i don't even know if blair likes mashed potatoes- i assume she does because she's an American, but i don't know for sure.
C. there are approx ZERO pinkberry's in my area. wtf?!

so yeah. sometimes internet celebs invade my dreams.

and with that, i encourage all of you go & read blair's blog (although 97% of you probably already do)- it's a good time. which is why she's #1 on Top Mommy Blogs & i'm #141...

(ahem- VOTE (for me) PRETTY PLEASE- hint hint!!!)
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5 comments:

KR said...

Ha! Love it. Also loved your TI reference on Mizz Blair's site today. Voting for you and adding you to the read list. Happy Friday!

Blair said...

YOU are a stitch. I just laughed so hard drooled lemonade down my sweater, which now has to be dry cleaned. But it was worth it.

& der, of course I like mashed 'taters!!!

I have random dreams about nesties/bloggers I read all the time. It's so random & then I feel all creepy & stalkerish when really, it is just plain funny.

Jessica@The Southern Belle Baby said...

Ha ha, that's awesome. And those Steam 'n Mash potatoes... SUCK. It was nice of you to warn Blair against them in your dream grocery shopping experience. LOL

Cannonball14 said...

Also, as someone (heatherlane) who also "knows" Blair and you from Thebump, and a fellow Southerner, I can assure you that Blair would never, ever, ever buy those frozen bagged mashed potatoes!

kate said...

Haha! I bought those mashed potatoes once and they were terrible. They cook up all gritty and just yuck.

BTW, as of this morning you're at #93. Woohoo!