my dog's breath smells like dirty ass.
probably because he licks his butt so much.
so i gave him one of those new icebreakers dissolvable mint packets- and now his breath is no longer so offensive.
also: i should be ovulating within the next couple of days. my opk was negative today- but it'll probably be + tomorrow. if i was a super hardcore TTCer i'd have sex tonight- but let's be real. i'm tired.
we had sex sunday morning- 3 days should be a good amount of time for my husband's sperminators to gear themselves up for battle against my hostile vagina.
Godspeed sperm-men. Godspeed.
Jesus is definately the reason for this holiday season.
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