i'm not dead

hey. yes- i live. barely. dear God.

we're finally coming out on the other side of 2 very sick toddlers (ear infections, a virus, throwing up, the craps, diaper rash...etc etc) + a sick me (virus courtesy of my offspring & ANOTHER inner ear infection. it's been over a week & i'm still dizzy & lightheaded....help me universe.)

i should also mention that we've been potty training. it's going amazingly well. as in, i'm actually shocked that alex has only crapped on the floor once & had a number of pee pee accidents that i can count on 1 hand. bravo child.

we're in underwear all day (minus naps, bedtime & car rides) & we go through a lot of M&M's (you go pee/poop you get an m&m. freaking sweet.) i'm still scared to stick her in undies for trips to the store so i haven't ventured there yet. the thought of herding both of them into the bathroom & making sure they don't contract....something, is terrifying.

regardless, high five to my first born. & congrats for owning more pairs of underwear than i.

other than keeping my head above water, life is life. nothing new or exciting.
- i'm working on getting pictures of all the girl's clothing so the shop should be up within the next week.
- i completed 2 Pinterest crafts. i literally shook my own hand. i'll post pics later.
- the husband & i got a random date night squeezed in this past weekend. a date night that included 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep in a king sized bed...for free. holymotherofGod.
- snow white & the huntsman- dudes, go see it. right now.
- i wore these leggings & got mixed reviews on instagram:

what say you blog readers? (i love them so hard. i can't help myself.)
- i mentioned i was dizzy as hell right? omg. it sucks. do people live like this?!
- i really want to give myself bangs but i chicken out every time. no balls.

& now i'll spam you with a bunch of old pictures that i finally uploaded. time management- i have none.

happy monday.

i'm still alive- just in case you were wondering. & tons of pictures. tons.

so do you guys remember when i was all: "hooray! back to real life! giveaways & happy things coming your way!"

but then i was all: "...i'm also sick. but it's cool, i can do stuff when i'm sick. i'm amazing!"

but then i was really like: "omg. i'm so sick. i'm going to die. this has to be more than the flu- maybe a new strain..."

you guys- it was terrible. more terrible than a regular flu. so of course i googled...& came up with Meningitis. which fit all my symptoms (cause i'm a Dr & all) & didn't sound too terrible...until i got to this part: "...however, bacterial meningitis infections are extremely serious, and may result in death or brain damage, even if treated."

have i mentioned i'm a wicked hypochondriac? yeah. hardcore. so i had a rough few days where i brought up the fact that we still don't have a will, to the husband, like 20 times.

he told me that i wasn't dying & to shut it so he could watch Sports Center.

for once- he was right. i'm still alive & it was just the flu (although i'm still pretty sure it was like the mega flu or something) ...but we still need to make a will. that one is staying on the "To Do" list.

anyway- so i didn't get around to much this week, besides going to work (yeah, i'm that annoying co-worker), trying to swallow (my throat people- it's on fire) & sweating in my sleep. oh yeah, i also have 2 kids that still needed baths, food & books read to them 1500 times.

but i did manage (last night) to finally upload the rest of my pictures from 2011. i think. at least the important ones.

so today (even though i'm still a bit woozy & swallowing even ice cream feels like razor blades) i'm just going to throw a bunch of pictures your way & call it a week.
but i do promise to get the Mary Kay Giveaway up & running on Monday (it's like $90 worth of stuff people- it's awesome) pretty promise.

ok- so here we go:

remember when we went to the fair? back in oct? yeah.



& then i took this picture of brynn...also in oct.



& then the girls were being adorable outside in their jammies..in oct.







& then brynn turned 1 & i took some pictures of her..









& then alex joined us..







awww- right?

& then brynn had a 1st birthday party (but i'm going to save those for their own post. not because they're amazing pictures (because they're totally not) but because it's only fair.)

so moving on- Christmas! i actually don't think i got any pictures of the girls opening present..i feel like that makes me a semi-horrible parents. but i did get a video...which i don't have. so later.
but i did make them put on dresses & go to church- & that was documented:



see how they're both still & looking around like- "wtf?!" - pretty sure it's because i yelled, "STOP! HAMMER TIME!"

then with dad...





& with mom...




perfect? no way. it was freezing & my children don't listen to me. but that is the 3 of us in the same frame. done.

& remember the "big" Christmas gift i mentioned?



a tee pee. boom.

& an Instagram shot of it:



& in case you were wondering- yes, the lights are still up on it. i think i'll leave them- i like it!
& you know what? i think that's it. for now.
i'm sorry for the overload- but what choice did i have? i had to give you something!

ok- have a fabulous weekend everyone.